Prince

Prince is 19 years old, 175 pounds, 6’0″ tall, and has bleached blonde hair and brown eyes. He says he last had sex last night, and it’s obvious he considers himself quite the ladies’ man.

“In the last two weeks, how many girls have you had sex with?” I ask.

“Probably 5 or 6 different ones.”

Later when I ask him if he’s ever had anal sex, he makes sure I don’t mean anything gay then replies, “Oh yeah. That’s how you, like, prove your dominance. I’ll tell you right now. If you do it, if you put it in her butt, she’s going to love you forever, and then you can come back anytime you want. At that point, she knows your power.”

It’s one of his many responses that literally say one thing but communicate something else entirely to the astute observer. My favorite was, “it’s not like I’m just mixing in a bunch of gross.” — Umm… yeah… that wasn’t why I interjected “in your mom’s bed?”